TODAY! What a day I'm having! Only have a few minutes to whinge!

Got up, fed E, ironed G's shirt and trousers, drove G to work, came home, made some phonecalls to builders, played with E for a few minutes, fed pets, dusted upstairs rooms, vaccuumed everywhere, got high, had long winded call from mother-in-law, washed the floors, made the beds, did the laundry and dishes and put E down for a nap. NOW I have to scrub the washroom, have a shower, get dressed and put some slap on then I have to walk the dog, do the groceries the drive 40 minutes to the nearest Boots that has Batiste Dry Shampoo as it is my personal hair savior. Then I have to pick up G, drive home, make dinner for G, feed E, change E into his jammies and THEN I get to relax and fold about 8 loads of clean laundry that will most likely need ironing as it's been wadded into 4 baskets for about a week.

To top it all off, my dog is in heat (season, whatever-you-wanna-call-it, she's bleeding out her hole) so the girls that have been walking her can't because she would happily drag them into danger to get some dog boner action. She has to wear childrens underwear with a pantyliner in them. I've had to rip a hole in the arse of them for her tail as well so I always feel dodgy at the end of her season when I throw ripped, bloody childrens undies into the bin. Let's hope the binmen don't find them!