MONDAY! Why must you try to destroy me!?

G has a yeast infection. How fucked up is that? It's been DAYS since I had the cock. I may die. Apparently it's too painful. Wimp.

I've just been ogling my neighbours fathers ass as he was bent over putting her baby in the car! He's 55 if he's a day! Q: What's wrong with me? A: I'm a whore when I'm getting sex on a daily basis, never mind when I've not had any for days!
Last summer I abstained from sex (with myself and others!) for 3 weeks. Towards the end I was so horny whenever anyone got close I'd want to rub up against them.

Anyway! Just had a builder in to get a quote to fix the cracking on the front of the house. I had to stress that we need it done NOW as we are leaving in as soon as 6 weeks! Then I realised that that is NOT a lot of time at all...

I need a holiday! I'm booking a few short breaks before we leave the UK. I'll miss how close we are to so many different cultures! Stupid Toronto, smack dab in the middle of North America...{mumble} stupid Americans piss me off...{rant}.

I think I become more irate when I'm horny and unfulfilled.

So this week I gotta:

1. Get all 4 works quotes in
2. Find home for cat
3. Find home for husbands who don't put out
4. Buy more batteries