The girl across the road, L who's taking care of my house when we go, the one with the lopsided but fantastic breasts? Yeah, well today she told me she used to be in a lesbian relationship. {pause for mental image}

WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL ME THINGS?!

My mom says my father and I have a gift that makes people open up to us.

I say, some gift!

I suppose it has, on occasion made me privy to some pretty smutty info.

I'm not attracted to L especially although I do think she's movie star beautiful and hell yeah I'd make out with her if I had a few drinks in me but I'm insatiable.

I don't know what's with me lately! I thought I was acting like a sex starved teenager because I didn't get any for like 8 days but now that the sex ban has been well and truly lifted I haven't got an excuse.

Anyway! L stayed and chatted for a few hours. I learned a lot about her today and not just that she used to play for the girls side. Mostly we chatted about the awesome fights couples get into. I found comfort in the fact that other people who seem like well-adjusted individuals have also flown off the handle and tried to destroy one another. Odd to find that comforting...