A terrifying thought has just occurred to me;

I am shipping everything we own a few weeks in advance of moving to toronto. A company has been hired by G's company to come into my house and pack everything for us. This includes photographing every single object for the customs report.

What do I do with our 'personal bedroom items'?! I can't very well have some stranger logging THAT for customs now, can I!? Bloody hell...

So far as I can see, my options are as follows:

1. Pack all 'items of indiscretion' in G's suitcase before we fly. Giggle at airport of his luggage gets checked. Plead innocence.

2. Put items in a box, duct tape box closed, try and pretend duct taped box is a solid cube that is definitely NOT filled with sex paraphernalia! Photograph that, you nosey so and so's!

3. Chuck UK sextoys and buy new ones once we're on the Canuck side of the pond.

Estimated costs: £1745...

No, I'm totally lying! LMAO How much of a skank would that make me?

Anyone have any ideas!? No, not about how much of a skank I am or am not but on how to ship my naughtyness with my dignity intact!?