Friday I had a busy day with family and a few mates.
Saturday, weigh day, I managed to GAIN a pound! yeah, wtf is that about!? I don't know! All I know is that I have gone down another dress size!
So G and I dropped E off at the in-laws and headed to Alton Towers Saturday morning. I hadn't been on a roller coaster for 9 years because I was scared I'd get to the ride and find out I was too fat to fit (which actually happened to a guy when I was there!)!
We spent the night in the lamest 4* hotel I've even been in but had awesome drunken hotel sex anyway (G was drunk and I took advantage).
Sunday I got G up at the butt crack of dawn to head pack to the park! He pussied out on the coasters the day before so I queued in the single riders line and had ride after ride and the queue was empty! Then a wasp flew down my shirt on Nemesis and stung me in the neck and boobies 6 times. Let me tell you, if you ever have to be stung by a wasp and by some miracle you get to choose where and how, then I highly recommend a rollercoaster as the adrenalin rush killed most of the pain and I seemed fearless and hard.
Came home Sunday night (My 29th birthday!). E was pretty mad at me (and not G for some reason) but eventually gave me kisses and sang me twinkle twinkle little star which actually comes out 'Yeah yeah ya yaa yeah yeah yaaaaaa!!'
Monday I had a mate over for the day who is lovely, bless him, but stays far too long!
This morning I got all ready to go out shopping for underwear (which has become my new hobby) when G told me that he was taking my car and that I was car-less. So instead I stayed in and had visitors (V, L and M). L and I hang out pretty much everyday now. She said today that it will be weird when I leave and she's left with my house and things. We've planned a piss up together before I leave and because she will be living in my house I feel pretty confidant that we'll keep in touch over the next 2 years whilst we're in Canada. I have plans for her yet! (dirty sexual fantasy to follow soon
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Anyway, I've managed to plan another trip to Alton Towers before I leave with W. She claims to be a roller coaster lurver like myself but she has yet to prove herself!
What else, what else.... Oh yeah. A still isn't speaking to me BUT I have gone one step further to ridding my brain/heart of B. I'll elaborate when I have more time!
Thanks for all the birthday wishes! I want to turn 29 for many years to come! ![]()
Hoover-Repair-Man

Many happy returns and all that. The wasp sounded like he had fun anyways