naughtyness

I'm not trying to own you... from sterces 118 days old

OMG WHAT A NIGHT! None of my friends were free to go to the BBQ at Dave Dirts with me so I traveled on public transit all the way there. I went the ...

Dave Dirt and our Amazing Night from sterces 120 days old

What an amazing first date! Dave picked me up at 10:30 and we drove a neighbourhood we both know. He brought me some banana muffins he made me! I can't ...

My magic 8 ball says Surf is falling for me... from sterces 123 days old

[ ... ] fun, hinted at some naughtyness with the police in highschool but otherwise, lovely. Do I want to touch his junk? No, not really. Wait, come to ...

YOU WILL NOT DEFEAT ME MONDAY! from sterces 445 days old

8 am I got that message (I'm sorry-I'll email you soon) from A. That stressed me out. I also woke up to find out that W's boyfriend dumped her right ...

How does one ship sextoys overseas? from sterces 451 days old

[ ... ] make me? Anyone have any ideas!? No, not about how much of a skank I am or am not but on how to ship my naughtyness with my dignity intact!?

I want to be blonde again!! from sterces 460 days old

Despite being up till 3 am, I bravely took my post as 'parent on duty' this morning at 7 am. I tried to convince E that sleeping would be more fun than ...

ANNOYED {my ass is asleep!} from sterces 461 days old

I don't know what the catalyst was to my leaving G last summer. Perhaps the mountain of compromise, regret and resentment had finally just toppled over. ...

I was always dodgy from sterces 465 days old

I know people never talk about these things but: I was the little girl who liked to convince other chidren to show me what was in their pants and ...